Thursday, December 4, 2008

Mmmm....Coffee!!!

At the Green Muse...

Here's my theory on caffeine...I've been trying to lay off the hard stuff in the evening, but to no avail I am still lacking a good night time slumber. Hmm...the only thing that I can figure is that because I am a life long subscriber to the legal yet addictive substance know as the Big "C", not consuming it leads to negative effects like sleeplessness.

Tonight I fall victim to the Big "C" and no doubt, I will sleep like a Rip Van Winkle!!! Yeah, I said it...Rip Van Freakin' Winkle. Except for the long gray beard and undoubtedly stale, heinous breath. Well, maybe the latter, but that's only because mouth breathing runs in the family. Can't be helped...small nasal cavity...happens.

On my second cup! Music is too loud and a little "street", but that never hurt anyone. I did used to live on the East Side.

So to all my homies, keepin' it real, rollin' in their six fo's, consumin' and mass producin', partakin' in the Big "C", I salute you.

Yeah, I know the last part didn't rhyme, but can you blame me?

Word!!! and Here's to a restful night sleep!


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